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mula sa malikot na pagiisip ng inyong….TEH… k brosas :)

knock knock?? joke time! (compilation uli!) :)

dahil nagpapaantok ako…eto na naman ako….lumikot ang kamay (prang klepto lang ha! hehe)….hindi po ako nakaisip nito…yung iba ay galing sa tweets nyo…iba galing sa friends, iba mga classic na…at yung iba kung san san ko lang nakuha…again, sensya na kung wala pang…DEAR TEHHHH…..hayaan nyo, paghahandaan ko yan at sana i pray nyo rin kasabay ko na matuloy yung offer na maging part ako sa isang radio show pra mas masaya dba?? DEAR TEH…SA RADIO?? imagine! ang saya non pag nagkataon kc LIVE ang pagsagot ko sa mga “liham” …exciting…sana matuloy po…anyways….eto na muna ang ating pagtawanan (ayun assuming na nman ako na matatawa kyo noh!)….mga KNOCK KNOCK JOKES NA PALONG PALO! enjoy! πŸ™‚ (by the way…kung tinweet nyo yung joke, syempre lalagay ko name yo!) πŸ™‚

KNOCK KNOCK???…WHO’S THERE…..(sana kantahin nyo para mas epektib! wapaak!)

from @onlyShing –DIFFERENCE, DIFFERENCES…(love story song)–YOu’ll be Difference and I’ll be Differences…It’s a Love story..baby just say Yes!

from @pumbaaxp–ANG ENGLISH NG BATO AY…(pyramid song)(intro)…stones….ang english ng bato ay stones!

from @arbielonzaga–DULING SI AGA–(mag excersise tayo)…mag excersise tyo duling si aga..duling si aga…duling si aga!

from @chukaroo11–COCA COLA LASAGNA–(kung ako na lang sana)…coca cola lasagna ang iyong minahal…di ka na muling magiisa!

from @jilianbautista–SAGING BANANA CUE–(luha aegis)..akala ko ikaw ay saging, banana cue sa aking paningin!

from @triflernomore–CHUVANEZ–(irreplaceable beyonce) chuvanez chuvanez, everything u own in the box chuvanez!

eto pa iba…..

RUSSIAN PATAY–(cant help falling inlove)–wise men cant say, only fools russian, patay cant help, falling inlove with u!

MELON KANGKONG MAIS GULAMAN TALONG–(nandito ako ogie a.)– melon kangkong mais gulaman, maari bang mag talong..

DINA BONEVIE GARY V–(spice girls)–dina bonevie my lover…you gary v with my friends..

NEW ZEALAND–(anak)…new zealand ka sa mundong ito..laking tuwa ng magulang mo…

EDU MANZANO SIXTEEN–(greatest love of all)–i decided long ago never to walk with edu manzano..if i fail if im sixteen..

JOHN LENNON–(lean on me) INTRO–john, john john john john..john john john john john….lennon me! when ur not strong…

AMOY KAPENG–(tic toc)–amoy kapeng the morning feeling like p. d!

JAVELIN–(laklak) rakrakan naaaa! javelin bilinan ng lola! wag ng uminom ng serbesa!!

LAPIS–(incomplete)–without u girl my lapis incomplete!!

IM A FRIEND–(fallin)–im a friend to fly…and i dont know why…

ITS YOUR LOST–(time after time) its your lost and u will find me…time after time!

TAGABITBIT PUTOBUNGBONG–(black eyed peas)–tagabitbit! tagabitbit! tagabitbit! putobungbong, putobungbong! tagabitbit bit bit bit!

MAMANG TULALA–(lady gaga) –rah rah rah ah ah….mamang tulala…gaga uh lala…want ur bad romance!

SOON TO OPEN PAN DE MANILA BIGLANG NAGSARA (ricky martin)– uno dos tres…soon to open pan de manila..uno dos tres…biglang nagsara!!

MAY KUMAWAY–(thousand miles ata?? hehe)–may kumaway downtown walking fast, faces past and im homebound..

LASLAS EYEBALL READY STOLEN–(hush hush PCD)–i dont want u! theres nothing left to say..laslas laslas! eyeball ready stolen! our love is broken. baby hush hush!

NIDO GATAS ALASKA–(with you chris brown) i nido boo..i gatas see u boo..and alaska over the world tonight..said alaska over the world tonight!!

MAONG NA BLUE–(my boo)–you will always be my boo…maong! maong! na blue!! maong maong! na blueeee!!

CIVIL WAR–(campaign ad)–civil war ang tunay na mahirap…civil war ang tunay na malasakit!!

ayaaaaaan!! sana kahit papano natawa kyo…dami pa kaso antok nko..hehe..kung meron pa kyong alam, mag lagay na lang po sa comments…smile! wapaaak! hanggang sa muli eto ang minsan corny pero pilit na pinapasaya kyo na si….TEHHHHH!….. Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β K πŸ™‚

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August 9, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

26 Comments »

  1. winner ka talaga teh! we lab u so much!
    mga kakulto/wapaksters/tehtehmons follow us on twitter!
    @kbrosasfanpage PALONG PALO NA TWITTER FAN PAGE PARA KAY TEH K BROSAS! wapaaaak!

    Comment by kbrosasfanpage | August 9, 2010 | Reply

  2. hehe nice…

    i finally understand the “SOON TO OPEN PAN DE MANILA BIGLANG NAGSARA” joke. I didnt get it when mariel said it on wowowee.. lol xD

    Comment by Just for fun | August 9, 2010 | Reply

  3. purrfeccct!!

    dami kong tawa teh!! πŸ˜‰

    I will spread these knock knocks!

    Comment by paoweeboo | August 9, 2010 | Reply

  4. Teh,

    knock knock!
    Who’s there?

    MIGHTY MOUSE!

    who??

    Mighty mouse outside Chicago, can’t stop loving I don’t know why..

    lol

    pandagdag collection lng!

    Comment by paoweeboo | August 9, 2010 | Reply

  5. Dear teh
    ako si ijeth 19 years old hangang ngayon mhal n mahal ko ang x bf ko mg 3 yrs n sana kme dis october kaso malayo ako nasa maui hawaii ako ngyon 1 yr plang at ayun iniwan ko siya sa phil. Ng break kme nung january.Nainlove siya sa kaibigan nia ang name ay ram although text lang nman sila ngkakilala, ang masakit pa dito after the bfeakup Β after 3 days sila na..Super na depressed ako nun time na un to the point na bumili ako ng plane ticket( one way) pauwe ng philippines sadly di ako natuloy kasi di alam ng family ako at cympre natakot ako. We still have communication pero di alam ng gf nia.last june ngkabalikan kme although sila pa ni ram okay lang sa akin kasi sobrang mahal ko siya i thought maayos namin akla ko hihiwalayan n niaung gf nia pero ndi pla. Pinaasa nia lang pala ako the other night sinabi nia sa akin na parang goodbye na kaya sobrang sakit sakit ng loob ko mahal n mahal nia ung gf nia.. Help me ate kae:(((( i’ll wait for ur reply poh:)

    Comment by Ijeth | August 9, 2010 | Reply

  6. Hahaha! tawa ako ng tawa d2! haha! pa-share k! mmmmwaaahh!! =p

    Comment by Iyanne | August 9, 2010 | Reply

  7. Sayang, dapat pala nag-tweet ako ng knock-knock jokes nun, hehe. Kala ko parang yung dati na i-RT mo yung mga natutuwa kang reply, yun yung mga bagay na ginawa/ginagawa nung bata pa.

    Comment by activetalker | August 10, 2010 | Reply

  8. greeting from bahrain!

    winner ka teh! dame kong tawa! more power to you and god bless!

    Comment by varga | August 10, 2010 | Reply

  9. natawa ako sa Dina Bonnevie Gary V, Edu Manzano Sixteen hahaha. Wapak!

    Comment by lee1009 | August 10, 2010 | Reply

  10. grabe, teh. ansaket na ng lalamunan at bilbil ko kakatawa! grabe na to! pero teh, gudlak sa radio show mo, hehe. future radio show pala. iba ka, teh. to the highest level ka na. all the best.

    Comment by Sarrah | August 10, 2010 | Reply

  11. Howdee K,
    LOL..natawa ako dun sa sulat mo sa lovelife blog mo..i guess lahat na ata nang may fb naglalaro nang cafe world and farmville.May hotel city and casino city ka rin ba? i add mo naman ako lol..i need more neighbors on those games..wow lakas ko naman noh kung i a add mo ko? neway, I would like to take this chance to tell you it’s so relief pag nababasa ko mga jokes and anything you write dito sa blog mo i can’t help not to laugh kahit ano pa yan lalo na minsan when im down and something bothering me..dito lang pala sa blog mo e ma eskapu na mga wonders ko sa buhay.from now on everyday na ako titingin dito sa blog mo.Pag nag start na show mo i promise i watch it everyday..thanks.. ingatz..

    Comment by Leng B. | August 11, 2010 | Reply

  12. hahaha, tnx nkkwla ka ng stress,, totoo plang nakakawala ka ng sama ng loob…

    Comment by swe | August 11, 2010 | Reply

  13. teh! di ako maka-recover sa duling si aga! imfernez!!! ang hirap huminto sa pagtawa…ur the best! wapaaaakkkk!!!!

    Comment by taboonheknek | August 11, 2010 | Reply

  14. hulaan ko ang susunod mo na video blog teh, siguro habang nag-soshoot ka ng teleserye. O kaya nasa loob ka ng dressing room. kahit san teh oks lang o kaya sa park teh subuhan mo malay mo marami kang maakit na kakulto dun, dumami tayo.

    Comment by kokai | August 12, 2010 | Reply

  15. mejo korni to teh.. hndi ko bet.. wag mo na ulitin to ha.. last na toh..haha.. kwento ka n lng palagi about ur life..funny experiences.. mga ganun para happy happy.. mwah!

    Comment by Gladys Guevarra | August 12, 2010 | Reply

  16. lovet!!!!!

    Comment by chaching2081 | August 13, 2010 | Reply

  17. tahh pan.dag2…

    Knok2

    Too many walls…

    (ice ice baby)
    Ding ding ding ding di di ding ding…
    Ding ding ding ding di di ding ding…
    Ise ice baby

    Comment by Dave1092 | August 13, 2010 | Reply

  18. Natawa ko dun sa “Stones…Ang English ng bato ay Stones.” Hahaha! PANALO!! πŸ˜€

    Comment by RozuHime | August 16, 2010 | Reply

  19. mega tawa ako ateng!! amoy kapeng the morning feeling like p.dd!! πŸ˜€

    knock knock! whos there?
    COME BACK TO ME
    come back to me who!!

    COME BACK TO ME bok ang puso..wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito!!!

    hahah!

    Comment by gladysOfBacolod | August 17, 2010 | Reply

  20. Knock Knock!!

    MEDICINE

    Bayang Magiliw….(MEDI-CINE)

    Bayang Magiliw Perlas ng Silanganan
    Alab ng Puso sa Dibdib Mo’y Buhay….X)

    MENTOS

    Mentos, my knees, my shoulder my hand…
    Mentos, my knees, my shoulder my hand=)

    Comment by roa | August 20, 2010 | Reply

  21. Kantahin mo sana din Ito sa vblog para mas masaya

    Comment by Amorzkee | August 21, 2010 | Reply

  22. wow ntawa po ako tewh pasbog ktala ms k

    Comment by janinahfold | September 23, 2010 | Reply

  23. ganda ng mga knock!knock! mo teh πŸ˜›

    Comment by johanna | October 8, 2010 | Reply

  24. grabe haha natawa talaga ko!

    Comment by janinemarie | October 8, 2010 | Reply

  25. natawa talaga ko hahahaha :))))

    Comment by janinemarie | October 8, 2010 | Reply

  26. Asitg Dear Teh!

    Comment by Jeront | October 21, 2010 | Reply


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