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mula sa malikot na pagiisip ng inyong….TEH… k brosas :)

lovelife??? watdpaaak?!! :))

bago ang lahat…maraming salamat sa mga magagandang comments! at pasensya na kung hindi ko alam ang tamang “style” ng pagsusulat! eh wala nman akong alam kundi….mag type! (kayo na nga lang tong nakikibasa…kayo mag adjust! charozzzzz pempengkooooo!) so…..pag usapan natin ang non existing kong lovelife….bakit 4 years na akong single?? bakit nga ba? tinatanong ko din sarili ko eh….. hindi pa sumasagot! hehe.. choosy ba ako?? hindi rin! nagkataon lang na wala pa yung guy who will make me complete! (from A to ZINC!) that special someone who will fill the void! (lalim nung void syet!) ang daming nauusong “banat”…sobrang cheeeeeezzzyyy! pero aminin natin, yan talaga gusto nating marinig…

(ayan…ibang paragraph na! hehe) gusto kong sabihan ako ng…YOU ARE THE…itlog on my talong..nyog on my putobungbong, bagoong on my kangkong….you are the…..apple of my eye, palaman in my tinapay, ipin in my suklay, blood of my atay, bubbles of my laway, toyo on my syomai, dream of my nanay, calcium in my kalansay, wind when i paypay, tungkod when im pilay, cure to my ARAY, answer to my “WHY”??…i am nangingisay!! gusto ko talagang makahanap na sasabihan ako ng…ganda mo k!! kahit anong anggulo! mapa front view…side view…top view…rear view…kasi….I LOVE VIEW!! wapaaaaak!!

buti pa ang iba sa inyo…pag uwi sa bahay, may nag aalaga at may ka labing labing..ako?? ano ba inaatupag ko pag galing taping?show etc..?? ano pa eh d internet!! ano inaalala ko??? nakakain at nakaligo na ba pet ko sa….pet society?? kung tamang oras na para mag harvest sa…..farmville?!! kung ready to serve na ba mga niluto ko sa…cafe world?! haaaaaayy! buti pa dati iba ibig sabihin ng FB….(oh for adults only! wag mag react!! hehe) FUBU….o F**K BUDDY DI BA?? well, wag tayong magmalinis, hindi porke walang lovelife eh wala ka ring…sexlife…magkaiba yon! at nagkataon na pareho ako wala non! wala talag akong ka FB! ngayon ang fb….puro friends request lang…wholesome syet!!

sa ngayon…ok lang naman maging single…masaya naman ako kahit magisa at single mom…carreer muna! darating din yan! may mga lumalapit din naman, kaso karamihan….bagets! wala namang problema kung deserving talaga (kasi been there, done that!) kaso minsan feeling ko..nagmumukha akong…tyahin! at sabi nga ni miss maricel soriano sa commercial….baka makasira ako sa….GROWTH GAP YEARS nila! hehe….basta think possitive! walang aayaw!! wag mawalan ng pag asa! maiinlab din ako sa tamang panahon! basta wala pa akong….100! kaya kung sino ka man punyeta ka na parating pa lang sa buhay ko….mahal na kitaaaaaaaa!! syet!! hihihi! 🙂

K 🙂

April 12, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

58 Comments »

  1. hahahaha super love kita grabe!! please continue blogging like this, super funnn!!! nawawala stress drillon ko sa buhay!!! love you K!!!

    Comment by K-Ann | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  2. Hindi na masama hehe… FB na lang ng Fb why not! =)

    Comment by kumagcow | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  3. hahah! i love this entry, miss K! what a way to end my night. i’m already looking forward to the next one. nice, nice, nice.. so true. ganyan din sentiments ko dati when i was single for soooo long. but now happy na ako with my significant other. so i hope dumating na rin ang para sa ‘yo soon. =)

    Comment by mia4yin | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  4. wahaha..ang galing galing ng mga blog mo..lage ko inaabangan..you’re the reason why i enjoy twitter..ahaha..katanggal stress mga blogs mo..labet!!! hehe

    Comment by danica anne | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  5. Hi Ms. K 🙂 Nakakaaliw ka talaga, pati ang mga blogs mo. 🙂 Kaya hindi na ko nagdalawang isip na i-follow ka sa Twitter. Sana mapanood kita ulit sa channel 7 at sa iba pang show mo (comedy bars). Good luck sa career mo and take care. 😉

    Comment by Carla | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  6. Bata k p naman ate K.. you will soon find the Mr.right huy for you..
    I just watched your MTV haha..ang kulet! yung ininterpret mo ung song ni Regine (twing umuulan) FTW yon!!! hanep! 🙂 I wanna be like YOU someday!

    Comment by paoweeboo | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  7. yes ms. k! inabangan ko talaga new entry mo. at salamat naman at nakinig ka sa payo ng nakakarami na paghiwa-hiwalayin mo mga paragraph…hehehe.

    tama! hangga’t wala pa sa edad na 100, hwag mawalan ng pag-sasa sa luvlyf. Darating din yon…darating…darating!

    Comment by kapengarabo | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  8. sana walang typo error db? Mr. right guy pla.. aun 🙂

    Comment by paoweeboo | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  9. wow K nice one sumakto…darating talaga yan
    Ang malaking ? When…haizzz…

    Comment by reynne | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  10. yun un eh!

    Comment by madaldalsaklase | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  11. ganda mo k!! kahit anong anggulo! mapa front view…side view…top view…rear view…kasi….I LOVE VIEW!!

    Comment by charozzzzz pempengko | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  12. hahaha! love it!!!

    Comment by dreyski | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  13. hahahahahhaa!!!!! you truly deserve to be with special someone who will love you til you get 100 yrs old.. shet juicy!!!! darating din yan.. mwhaaaaaa!!!!

    Comment by april | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  14. Nice one Kate Broas! :p idooool! Idol din kita sa fv b4 ayan 2loy nalampasan na kita wehhhh!

    Comment by iamrax | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  15. bonggang blog talaga to! aliw!

    Comment by GORJUS MARSH | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  16. ang creative mo miss k..galing mong gumawa ng article, you can be a comedian journalist..

    Comment by vincent_bass from twitter | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  17. wahahahahahahaha… grabe ang tawa ko muntik na akong maihi mabuti nalang naka suot ako ng pads (Poise) ang brand. gusto ko itong blog mo about lovelife lakas ng impact sa pag papatawa para akong nag babasa ng komiks. pag vacation ko sa pilipinas gusto kitang mapanood ng live sa comedy bar, keep in touch post your up coming events in manila. thanks K. 🙂

    Comment by evelyn | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  18. Go go go Miss K! Mabuhay ka! Ang iyong lovelife ay parating na rin siguro.

    Comment by e-harmory | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  19. lagi kong hinihintay ang blog, kasi u make me smile.
    ang mga punchline mo ang lakas ng impact at may sense.

    Comment by gustosa | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  20. i love you K..hahahha…sa bisaya pa..mamatay ko ug kinatawa!! moressss moressss hahahah..i want more need more…hahahha

    Comment by yeoja muah! | April 12, 2010 | Reply

  21. haha.. ang saya-saya… ! kaka-aliw…

    Comment by cheAnne | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  22. hahahah! nkktwa ka tlga ms.K,,i super loooove your blog!

    Comment by ztep | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  23. palong palo teh! sana nex time may mga pictures na teh! lab u teh!

    Comment by jp | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  24. hahaha!nag enjoy na naman ako sa bagong blog mo ms.K!ang saya and everything!bongga!hehe..buy the way Ms. K. ang ganda mo sa picture mo dun sa backgorund ng twitter mo,sexy mo talaga dun,,

    Comment by msjana | April 13, 2010 | Reply

    • ay mali pa la ung spelling ko!hahaha! dapat by the way,,hindi buy the way!!hahaha,,gutom na talaga aketch…

      Comment by msjana | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  25. waaaaaa!!!! i feel you!!! pareho tayo ng routine after work.. pet society, farmville, twitter. how sad are we? hahaha shit na malagkit na nagkadikitdikit! i must find myself a jowa like now na!… keep on blogging! dahil akoy naaaliw mo ako.

    Comment by echos echos garbanzos | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  26. hahaha ang kuliti mooooooooooooooo i love you K!!!pang alis ka po ng pagod hayzzz hahahahhahaha

    Comment by itzghellerz | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  27. tamang-tama ang timpla

    Comment by nars0925 | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  28. fotah haha halos mapamura nko s kakatawa d2. galing bravo ka tita sna parami k pa ng lahi mu haha,, para lagng maxaya ang earth..

    Comment by jed | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  29. waaahhh ate, my pet society ka dn???kaloka! okay lng maging single pero happy!!! cheeers!hehehe!;PP

    Comment by iamyhetty | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  30. woohoo! panalo ang entry mong ito hihihi =)

    Comment by lu | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  31. panalo to teh! hahaha kinabag ako dito =_ lightens-up my mood!

    Comment by ginvulag | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  32. haha! aliw! dami ko nnman nakuhang mgs hirits!

    Comment by pinay76 | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  33. haha.. yun me nabasa na naman ako K BROAS yong sulat..watdpaak! kaka-blog lg ng about sa name nya ha.. hahah.! ano yun biskit?!! haha! tarap nun infairness!!

    Comment by glamgurl | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  34. ang galing!nawala ang stress ko grabe…..more blogs pa….whhehehe

    Comment by Iris | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  35. Natuwa naman sa blog mo na itu!may olay, total effect! haha! i super like! well, i think, maswerte ang lalaking para sayo ‘coz meron ka nag beauty, meron ka pang sense of humor! diba! kaya kung asan ka man, getching-in mo na ang lola ko at I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE na ang kantahin nyo!

    Comment by hayasapphira | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  36. wow ms. k, u have a blog na din.. iba na talaga pag internet lang ng internet sa bahay.. kung anu anung uso na ang gngawa..
    in fairness, your blog is fun to read.. hehehe ikaw na ikaw the way magsalita and even magsulat..
    keep blogging ms. k, keep up the funny blog..
    @lovelyf: yah ryt, time will come na darating din ang a man for you..

    Comment by taneshka | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  37. kaaliw ang blog mo!!! ang feeling ko, parang um-attend ako ng show mo sa comedy bar pero i’m sure mas matindi sa shows mo… hehe. hope you continue blogging about whatever, whoever, whenever and wherever you may be… 🙂

    have a great day!

    Comment by pb22 | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  38. Who will make you complete from a- zinc todo shombling ako dito teh kaloka blogs mo I loveeee it!!!

    Comment by Nina | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  39. hehe lab view k! pasensya na sa pagpuna earlier sa paghati mo sa paragraphs hehe

    next time lagay ka naman pictures para masaya. lagay ka ng pics mong bongga hahaha demanding ba? tsup tsup mwah hehe

    Comment by yeboy | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  40. teh! sobrang aliw ako sa blog mo! 😀 keep it up! 😀

    Comment by shelley | April 13, 2010 | Reply

  41. hahahahaha, you made me laugh at 1 am.

    Comment by jules | April 14, 2010 | Reply

  42. MISS K!!!! GRABE MAMATAY NA KAMI SA KAKATAWA SA MGA BLOGS MO. ANG GALING ABOVE SEA LEVEL! GAYA NGA NG SABI NG WAITER ‘WHAT ARE YOU HAVING MA’AM?’ – ‘I’M HAVING FUN!!!’. CAN’T WAIT FOR YOUR NEXT BLOG ENTRIES! :))

    Comment by Aleah | April 15, 2010 | Reply

  43. Fan na fan ako mader! gora lang sa pag post please – it made my day!

    Comment by Eisen | April 15, 2010 | Reply

  44. grabe!!! super saya ku kapag naapanuod ko c K !!! and now i discover mg blogsite ka pla!!!
    khit sa sulat, natutuwa pa rin ako sa’yo!!! you’re one of the best! :)) more blogs to come!! more power!!!

    Comment by abby | April 22, 2010 | Reply

  45. astig tong mga blog mo pang tanggal stress talaga… Blog lang ng blog para masaya… And good luck to your love… Myb someday somehow… You’ll be glad that you waited.

    Comment by laarni | April 25, 2010 | Reply

  46. panalong panalo! wapaaaaaaaak!

    Comment by emeyway | May 19, 2010 | Reply

  47. Funny blog! I found about this blog through K’s interview sa Buzz (TFC). Medyo bastos pero definitely funny!

    Comment by Marlon @ Productivity Blog | May 30, 2010 | Reply

  48. nice blog… so true… so you^^

    Comment by jo | May 31, 2010 | Reply

  49. galing mo K sobra. U made my day laughingtrip talaga. Keep it up para mas marami ka pang mapaligayang madlang pipol.

    Comment by NENA | May 31, 2010 | Reply

  50. An0ther kab0gerang entry haha! Ikaw na ikaw ang bwat linya. Wahehe. Ingat lage and m0re p0wer.

    Comment by Prinsipe ng Pangarap! | May 31, 2010 | Reply

  51. the best funny blog EVER.!
    Hahaha katawa ka teh…

    Comment by trueblue | June 1, 2010 | Reply

  52. shet.i love your blog. (nakarelate.kase single din ako.haha)

    Comment by rox | June 30, 2010 | Reply

  53. teh palong palo to teh, tlagang may ‘ibang paragraph na’ hahaha, eh parenthesis, gumagamit k rin ba? o period na… hihi

    Comment by jai | July 8, 2010 | Reply

  54. hi K,

    I love u for being a true person.. khit d pa kita meet personally.. sa blod mo palang, enjoy na ko sa company mo.. hehehehe.. u inspire me, im a single mom like u.. love life cant wait.. the most important is taking care of ur child.. they are precious. godbless

    Comment by ching | July 15, 2010 | Reply

  55. kakatuwa ,ang galing mo ms. K…more power,wag ka magsasawa sa pagsulat ng blog mo,lagi ko itong binabasa.

    Comment by anne | July 17, 2010 | Reply

  56. graveh!!!super natatawa talaga ako sa halos lahat ng blog mo….bakit nga ba ngaun ko lang nalaman itong blog mo….before ako magsimula sa work ko kahit pabalikbalik ko binabasa ang mga blog mo, hindi nakakasawa natatawa pa rin ako……salamat salamat at salamat ng marami….its a gift u make people smile and laugh….more blessings sau k..

    Comment by shiela | July 31, 2010 | Reply

  57. Hay miss k…i really feel happy when reading your blogs…You’re beautiful in any view, i knew it when seeing you in tv but hindi tayo talo..hehehe…Although wala kang lovelife we, your kabloggers/katwitter are always here naman w/ you’re kid…Ingats ang love u ms. k…;-)

    Comment by samiah | October 9, 2010 | Reply


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